This is your brain on me.

~ Thursday, April 5 ~
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This is a text I sent to my ex’s girlfriend in response to her asking me not to contact him.

Me: Please know that I had no intention to start anything by texting him. Knowing how easily he flakes out on people he claimed to love repeatedly, I have no desire to rekindle anything. After everything, I can respect your wishes because I know how it feels. I’m sorry for everything and if I could take it all back I would. I wish you both the best.

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~ Tuesday, January 3 ~
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You don’t see what the big deal is about dumping someone on NYE?!  GFY!

You don’t see what the big deal is about dumping someone on NYE?! GFY!

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~ Sunday, September 18 ~
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Behind every crazy ex is a dude who played just the tip with his heart.
— Thought Catalog
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~ Saturday, July 9 ~
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Ooh…burn.

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~ Friday, April 22 ~
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My ex just called me and for the first time I did not get butterflies in my stomach. I believe this is called a breakthrough.

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